Weasley Is Our King

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"Weasley Is Our King" is a song mocking Ron Weasley as the Gryffindor Keeper, sung in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Draco Malfoy wrote the lyrics to it. 

Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.

Weasley was born in a bin,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King.

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.

After Ron Weasley saved the day in a Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match, the Gryffindors changed the song lyrics to the following: 

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.

Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.
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