User:Oxymoron
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| Oxymoron | |
| Name and nicknames | Kerstin, Kreacher, K (by Chris) |
| Crystian name | Sora, Kerstisora *loves* |
| Edit count | 14088 |
| Birth | May 14, 1985 |
| Nationality | German |
| UR parents | Christy and Sharon |
| UR siblings | Angel, Gul, Sharon, Archee, Anoka, Casey, Ash, Kali, Suus, Kaye, Sara |
| Achievements and positions at Unknowable Room | Admin, Hourglass Awards 2007 nominee, Scrivenshaft winner, Review Team member |
| Most important fics | A Journey of Small Steps, list of other fics |
| One True Pairing | Lily/James |
| Contact information | can be found here by forum members |
Kerstin is from Germany, where few people know what an oxymoron is. She studies social sciences and is a statistics nerd. She is a little crazy, a little random, and she can be a terrible know-it-all. She is fond of the UR forums. Kerstin likes writing drabbles.
Kerstin is an admin of Unknowable Room and UnknowableWiki. However, she is still a house-elf at heart and remains at the beck and call of her Evil Overlady (and mother) Christy. She is watching your every step on this wiki. Mangle a page, and she will come after you. Mangle a magical creature page, and she will hit you over the head with Kreacher's saucepan. Kerstin has written almost all of the creature pages on this wiki, and cannot understand why others don't share her fascination. Kerstin is always busy. There are pages waiting, after all.
Kerstin's obsession with the Potterverse in general, magical creatures in particular, and Kreacher in the extreme has led to her head being full of strange, strange questions that would definitely keep her from sleeping at night if she wasn't such an excellent sleeper.
Kreacher is Kerstin's true hero
Since the release of DH (or even before, thanks to the "carpet book"), Kerstin has developed an unhealthy obsession for Kreacher. Since expressing her devotion in her UR icons is not enough, the rest of this profile page is dedicated to her eternal love. Because, after all...
Seriously, he is:
- Kreacher can cook.
- Kreacher makes more hilarious comments than Ron without trying.
- Kreacher can escape an Inferi-infested cave ... twice.
- Kreacher has a saucepan.
- Kreacher can handle Mundungus Fletcher single-handedly.
- Kreacher can lead a house-elf rebellion in the name of Regulus Black.
- And, when all is said and done, Kreacher is really soft inside.
