User:Merle
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| Roomie profile | |
|---|---|
| Merle | |
| Name and nicknames | Sharon |
| Crystian name | Merlie bebe, Mermaid |
| Edit count | 3046 |
| Birth | September 16 |
| Nationality | Argentina |
| Achievements and positions at Unknowable Room | THE, interviewer for The Owl Post, Hourglass Awards nominee, Paid Account. |
| Most important fics | Rendezvous, As Lovers Go, Idol, True Gryffindor. Complete list here. |
| One True Pairing | Lily/James |
| Six Words | Hold every smile in your hand. |
Merle is Sharon.
She lives in Latin America, and is a very entertaining girl.
She is the intellectual property of User:Eden, whom she PH3ARS loves.
She is one of many harem wives of Crystalline.
No one can stalk Sharon better than Christy. It's a proven fact.
See also: mwaHAhaha
Christy doesn't knoooow why Sharon won't join her crazy profile-editing frenzy. She just doesn't. Sharon sucks. =/
Sharon isn't liking Christy very much right now. *glares*
Christy loves Sharon. =/
Eden steals Sharon. The end.
Nuh-UH! Christy steals Sharon right back, and cackles.
Eden believes that this means war.
Christy doesn't particularly care about Eden's declaration of war because, well, she still has Sharon.
(Sharon beams while being in Eden's or Christy's claws [she doesn't remember which one is keeping her at this point] because the two of them are fighting over her!)
Sharon desperately wishes Kelly would rescue her, because Kelly is awesome.
"Kelly! Come and save me!"
Crys doesn't care because Merlie loves Crys best. Or she better hope so because Crys bites.
Angel sneaks in and illegally kidnaps Sharon from Eden's and Christy's claws with a big pink body bag removes Sharon.
Angel loves Sharon.
Diana thinks that Sharon is one of the cutest things on earth.
Christy agrees, and adds that Sharon is adorable, especially when she's adding chapter pictures.
Categories: Roomies | Fanartists | THE
