User:DNA
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DNA is a 22-year-old Brazillian nerd that has been watching over the UR code ever since Cine disapeared and left the website with bugs galore.
He started on UR just helping his friend Christy with the wiki layout, and now Christy drives him insane every time something weird happens on the site or the wiki. (...Christy loves DNA <3 - Evil Overlady Chris 08:03, 31 March 2007 (PDT))
He was born on January 28, 1985 and lives in São Paulo, Brazil. And he has no idea of how to clean his profile now that Christy and DianaPrallon have messed it up under the effect of alcohol. Er.
He is also Diana's ex-boyfriend. Do not confuse with her ex-husband, who is someone else altogether. She dated them both at the same time, but that's so not relevant.
The relationship between Diana and DNA was the beginning of a huge fight among the Brazilian Harry Potter fandom; it is known to everyone there as The War. It's all a pretty pathetic thing, really, and quite amusing to look back at. Christy wasn't part of the fandom back then, but the tales are endlessly amusing.
Oh! Christy forgot to mention that at the time Diana was dating her ex-husband, DNA and Christy's ex-girlfriend, too. It's a big mess. Diana must clarify that they all knew about it. (That's true.)
Christy's having loads of fun talking about herself in third person. Is Diana having fun, too? Diana always has fun when talking about her prior relationships. Funny. Christy doesn't—not always, at least. Christy will now leave this page to do bigger and better things. (And by that, of course, she means "editing Diana's profile".) Before she is too drunk to do it—Diana has to add.
While in the subject of drunk people, drunk DNA is really funny, and even gayer than usual. So, so hilarious.
