User:ChristyCorr/Info
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Christy is a stalker
She's a very good stalker, she even reaches the point where it gets scary. She found out about some secret HP MSN Groups in which Sharon belonged years ago with just using Google. I mean, if she can find about that, then I recommend you keep your houses closed and windows shut. Who knows when Christy may appear on the front door?
... She's not sure why she scratched that. She really is a good stalker. (Why, aren't you humble?) ... No. Duh.
...Her stalking skills are due to her ability with Legilimency. Debatably.
Christy is evil
Christy is a very strange person: she might be the sweetest (?) thing and help you download difficult programs such as mIRC and from on minute to the other, she'll tell you that YOU SUCK. Beware >:[
Christy is also evidently evil by her evil code to marry Evil Overladies, backed up by the power of Three-like occurences of the word evil in that past clause, this one being the fourth. In Asian cultures, four is considered to be an evil number, due to its similarity in pronounciation as death. Thus...
Christy will be the death of you.
<3
Kelly would like to note that in some streets and apartments with high asian population (haha, rhyming!!!) in her area, just like conventional apartment buildings or streets don't have a 13th floor or 13th house, they don't have a 4th or 14th or any number with 4 in it. Instead, they replace it with something like '22A' and such. This amuses her. She toddles off, merrily counting from one to four in Cantonese.
Christy and Sharon love to hijack
Christy no longer thinks Sharon sucks. See, Christy is sort of high on alcohol and hyperness and loves everyone <3
Sharon still thinks Christy is being very mean to her. She's leaving her alone, because she prefers her godmother!
Sharon forgives Christy about their earlier hem-hem, fight when this person said that the other sucked, just because she loves her and because the wiki was just announced (!!!).
Christy should edit this page and bold every time her name is mentioned. But she's lazy. And hyper. And she loves Sharon. AND THE WIKI WAS JUST ANNOUNCED OMGWTF SQUEEEEEEE.
Sharon'll do that because she's no life and therefore, has lots of free time.
Christy loves Sharon despite the latter's lack of life. Because her amount of free time, after all, is why the two met and started talking this much.
Sharon appreciates her free time, but she says that she's thought about it, and she does have a life :D Sharon loves Christy.
Christy drinks
Chisty is currently on level one of six steps of drunkenness and therefore, she's being a lovely puppy as Diana has already pointed out in mwaHAhaha.
Christy agrees, and doesn't think that there is enough wine in the house at the moment to get her halfway to level three. (Unfortunately.)
Diana wishes there was enough wine -- and beer, which is much more refreshing.
Oh, come on. The taste of beer is terrible.
Diana points out that she wasn't talking about taste, but about feeling refreshed in a hot summer night. (But again, this three words apply for most nights in Brazil)
Eden says that anything -- even beer -- is better than six consecutive shots of vodka and the reprecussions thereof. Har har, Happy New Year?
Crys say TEN shots whiskey is worse, and almost infinitely more disgusting, only she isn't ure which one she hates more. Her repercussions include missing New year's all together. Crys will HURT, and MAIM, and generally bite you should you present her with alcohol these next few days.
Diana say that worse is being just a little tipsy and having a drunk guy hitting your head in the car behind you. Diana also wishes she wasn't back home where she can't drink.
Christy Loves Kelly
Oh, yes she does, doesn't she? *coos*
And Sharon too because Kelly and Sharon are awesome, and Sharon is waiting for Kelly to save her from Christy's/Eden's claws, in case she hasn't noticed
YAWN. Love love love. All around us, all that. =)
AND KELLY THINKS CHRISTY IS AMAZING -- THE BEST -- THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO MANKIND. WE LOVE YOU CHRISTY. YOU CAN WHIP US ALL YOU LIKE!
Everyone here is crazy
Anoka would like to add that all these people are clearly insane; who has given license for them to roam free in the world?
As for Christy, Anoka has no words to explain how crazy the girl really is. Crazier than all the people in the UR family tree combined, which is definitely scary.
Kelly agrees, and thinks that Christy should be locked up in a padded cell, perhaps with a piece of paper and a blunt pencil so her guards can force her to write certain fanfictions. Hem, hem.
Christy glares at Kelly and asks not to be reminded of the fics-that-must-not-be-named.
She confirms the fact that she is crazier than the rest of the family tree put together, and, oddly enough, seems proud of that fact.
Kelly (and Archee, for that matter) will not let Christy forget about the fics-that-must-not-be-named. They have a write to be completed too, you know!
- A "write"? *stares*
- Anoka laughs. "Write" seems to be used as a pun. Anoka is very upset that she missed all the bad writing that Christy apparently did. What is the point of life????
Diana tell everyone not to worry because she will force Christy to write on the weekend!
Christy helpfully points out to Diana that these insane people are actually talking about Christy's old crossover with Mists of Avalon.
Diana wonders what the difference since she only said she will force Christy to write. It could be even a supermarket list. xD
Kelly is glad that someone understood her pun, and greatly encourages Diana's supermarket list of forcing Christy to write.
Christy is working
Christy is now at work. She is bored. Very bored.
When Kelly read 'bored. very bored.' she immediately thought of 'Bond. James Bond.' proving that Christy is actually a British citizen with the M16 who's out to save the world from destruction! -insert funk-tastical theme music-
- Diana reminds Christy that she is being paid to be bored, which is way better than being bored at home! Specially than being annoyed by a 1 year old evil wizard that won't stop crying or explain what's he's problem. Diana misses Vertigo. T-T
- Christy beams and agrees that she likes being paid to do very little work, but can't help complaining that her workload is steadily increasing. She suggests that Arthur may be hungry. (Arthur is always hungry.)
- Diana points out that is normal having an increasing workload -- it just starts to decrease when you become the boss and delegate the work to other people. Diana also thought that Arthur might be hungry, but he was just fed and doesn't want to sleep prolly because he thinks he's too cool to be in bed before midnight. Diana also gotta tell Christy that she found out that Arthur has James Potter sindrom -- he keeps on messing up his hair because it makes him look better (is that even possible?). Diana just saved Arthur's father Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from certain death in the babies hands. Diana taught Arthur today that Harry is a boy that that Dumbledore is a man. Arthur can't stop pointing both and repeating the words, which is making his mother go nuts. More that she already is.
- Kelly waves merrily to Diana and her sanity (which is slowly inching away from her) and to Christy and her boredom at work (which is slowly creeping closer and closer to her).
Christy has quit her job! *celebrates*
Very Important Note
Querida Christy,
eu falo português (YAY). Voce mora na Brasil, e eu moro na Argentina (?)
Beijos.
*blinks*
Runi is wondering why in the seven hells she never wrote anything on here.
