User:Bluetomatopasta

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Bluetomatopasta
Name and nicknames Kaye, BTP
Crystian name Paella
Edit count 1577
Birth September 6, 1991
Nationality Indian/Scottish-American
UR parents Christy
UR siblings Angel, Gul, Sharon, Archee, Anoka, Casey, Ash, Kerstin, Sara
UR spouse Crys
Achievements and positions at Unknowable Room Member, UR.org Review Team
Most important fics The Ties That Bond
One True Pairing Lily/James
Six Words Percy: the once and again Weasley.


Kaye. Yep, that's what she goes by 'round these here parts.

She is also one of the many harem wives of Crystalline, as of January II (i.e. Jan 2), the eighth in an expanding harem. Crys also realises that harem was repeated twice in a sentence, but decided collection would be too rude the scond time. After all, these wives are ALIVE.

She is also Sara's wife. Sara wonders if this includes her in Crystalline's expanding harem by association. However, she doesn't care, as long as she has Kaye. Sara divorced Kaye in the winter of 2007 due to lack of contact and jealousy of other wives, but she would like to impress that the sisterhood holds strong, and she still loves Kaye.

Background

Kaye began her fanfiction obsession with a foray into fanfiction.net, as most do. She then moved to Portkey, a site which many will call "delusional" due to its penchant for non-canon ships. Kaye became interested in Harry/Hermione, though not to a rabid, murderous extent.

More recently, she stumbled across Unknowable Room and has found herself to be extremely happy with the overall quality of writing and various plotline pickings. Let's just say she's not such an H/Hr fan anymore.

&cetera

During her school breaks, you can find Kaye on UR apparently constantly, but she does not have much time for much else aside from school work during school hours.

Er, and Kaye has really no idea what else to write here.

Feel free to contact her--she's friendly, likes to discuss random things, and, best of all, most of the time she doesn't bite! But seriously, folks. Don't let Kaye get too bored; strike up a conversation if you happen to be around here. She might occasionally stick her foot in her mouth, but that's a very small worry.

And obviously, the most important thing about Kaye is that she likes to ramble.

Obsessions include: The West Wing, House, MD, and Facebook.

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