User:Alineofprose
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| Alineofprose | |
| Name and nicknames | Archee, Arch |
| Crystian name | Whale starting with B. |
| Edit count | 497 |
| Birth | August 22, 1991 |
| Nationality | Australian |
| UR siblings | Angel, Gul, Sharon, Anoka, Casey, Ash, Kerstin, Kaye |
| UR spouse | Darth Vader |
| UR children | Kirsten, Lauren, Caitlin and Kelly |
| One True Pairing | Lily/James |
HEE.
Archee has Crazy Pills (tm).
As she put it herself, "The Crazy Pills are hawt. Hawttt, damnit. Like crazy hot secks with mushroom yogurt."
- Archee is the mother of Kelly, whom she had with Frodo Baggins while inebriated on a visit to Middle-Earth. This would mean that Kelly is half Evil Overlady and half Good Person (a.k.a Saviour of Middle Earth).
- Although, Archee would like to state that she did not, at any time have sexual relationships with Frodo Baggins, and that her daughter is slightly mentally deficient, yo.
Strikeout, w00t.
- Christy agrees with Archee, just for the record, and has discussed the subject with Kelly far too many times.
- Kelly knows the truth.
- Kelly is delusional, just like Harmony shippers, only worse.
- Kelly KNOWS THE TRUTH! THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW!!! Hem, hem. And, er, make sure you note the difference between Harmony and regular H/Hr shippers. Controversy scares me. And makes me hungry. Damn, I'm hungry.
