Crystianity
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Crystianity is an Unknowable Room religion created by Crys. She is the God and the name-giver of this cult, regardless of her followers' acceptance.
The initial baptism usually occurs when a new member first posts to the forums' Introductions section. When the user becomes more active, Crys will often change his or her nickname—usually for entirely random reasons, or none at all.
The name-development process is exquisite, and can only be fully comprehended and grasped by Crys herself. Her powers of free association are greatly feared and respected by all roomies.
Notable Crystians baptised
- ChristyCorr emerged Lona[1]
- Sharon emerged Mermaid[2]
- PirateSmile emerged Tash[3]
- Pamela emerged Deedledum[4]
- Eden emerged Adhara[5]
- Bri emerged Freya[6]
- Angel emerged Flo[7]
- Kelly emerged Glowbuggy[8]
- Lauren emerged Salad[9]
- Kerstin emerged Sora[10]
- Bee emerged Baily[11]
- Ash emerged Phil[12]
- Diana emerged Lina[13]
- DNA emerged Felix Catwhiskers (but due to lengthal reasons, he was later dubbed Wonka)[14]
- Salome emerged Spence [15]
- Sirius emerged Clef[16]
- Keshi emerged Bongo[17]
- Sara emerged Rina[18]
- Birdie emerged Fae[19]
- Jessica emerged Chanti[20]
- Runi emerged Polly [21]
- Liz emerged Alanna or Lanna [22] Crys later added Dutch to Liz's collection of Crystian names [23]
- Christina emerged Chisa [24]
Crys' nickname
In June 2007 Chris 'chris'tenend Crys with her very own Crystian/Christian name. This name was Spin. The free association was:
Twinkletoes -> Twinkle -> Twinkle Twinkle Little Star -> Star -> Sirius -> Padfoot -> Pads -> Mouse Pad -> Mickey Mouse -> Minnie -> Cheese -> Asterix -> Caesar -> Brutus -> Popeye -> Spinach -> Spin.
Explanations
- ↑ ChristyCorr -> Cor! -> British sound -> sound -> record -> vinyl records -> vinyl -> nylon -> Lona
- ↑ Merle -> Mermaid
- ↑ Pirates -> Arr -> Aragon -> Noble gas -> Noblemen -> Moustaches -> Tache -> Tash
- ↑ luminous star -> lumidee -> lumideedledum -> Deedledum
- ↑ Eden -> Garden of Eden -> The Forbidden Apple -> Apple -> Star -> Adhara (one of the brightest stars in the sky)
- ↑ ChaoticBeauty -> Beauty/booty -> bootyshaking -> milkshake song by that girl with the fro' -> fro -> frey -> Freya that Nordic goddess!
- ↑ WinglessFlight -> Superman, who can fly without wings -> Kryptonite -> Fluorescent -> Flo
- ↑ Kelly -> Kelly Clarkson -> Breakaway -> Breakaway from the pack of hounds -> hounding -> stalkers -> stalkerazzi -> Razz -> Raspberry -> Berries -> Cherry -> Cherry Pie -> J. Lo song -> Glow by J.Lo -> Glowbuggy
- ↑ Lauren -> Laurel -> Julius Caesar's laurel -> Caesar -> Caesar salad -> Salad
- ↑ Oxymoron -> Xora -> Zora -> Sora
- ↑ Bee Daily -> Baily
- ↑ Something to do with Tarzan and Phil Collins
- ↑ Prallon -> Praline -> Lina
- ↑ DNA -> double helix -> felix -> the cartoon cat called Felix -> Felix catwhiskers
- ↑ Vituperat -> Tuppence -> Pence -> Spencer -> Spence
- ↑ Slayer -> Buffy -> Buff -> Muscle -> Clef
- ↑ Keshi -> Shisha -> Bongs -> Bongo
- ↑ Insanguinare -> Sanguine -> Sandrine -> Sandrine Baigue -> Baguette -> French -> Beret -> Chapeau -> Chapel -> Las Vegas -> Cabaret -> Pussycat Dolls -> Barbie -> Aqua -> Aquamarine -> Rina
- ↑ Birdie -> Canary -> Canna -> Kanna -> Saiyuki -> Legend -> Myth -> Ogres -> Shrek -> Fairytale -> Faeries -> Fae
- ↑ Jessica -> Jessica Alba -> Alba -> Aldo -> Shoes -> Walk -> The Plank -> Wood -> Oak -> Tree -> Birds -> Bluebird -> Song -> Chanson -> Chanti
- ↑ Eos -> Ethos -> Eros -> Cupid -> Valentine -> Lente -> lentement -> Slow -> Slowpoke -> Pokemon -> Pocket-sized -> Polly Pocket -> Polly.
- ↑ rhhgrt-> growl -> Lioness Rampant -> Alanna
- ↑ Alanna -> Lanna -> Lana -> Smallville -> Kristin Kreuk -> Mixed blood -> Half caste -> Castaway -> Castaways of the Flying Dutchman -> Dutch
- ↑ DeepDown -> soul -> Soul music -> Aretha Franklin -> I Will Survive -> Survivor -> Colby the Hot Guy -> Rachael Ray -> Food -> Almonds -> Monde -> World -> World music -> Jam -> Strawberry -> Body Shop -> Franchise -> Chisa
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