User:Crystalline

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Crys gives people weird nicknames, it's a habit.

She bites.

Crys is questionably Canadian, and has many wives which live there. Still, her favourite one is the one currently living in Latin America, Sharon.

She is currently the most postable on the UR forums, postable being an odd word she invented in reference to post counts.

Crys seems to be the inventor of many odd words, including roomies and psychedelic (well, this one was more of a resurrection rather than an invention).

She also seems to be prone to calling Ash "Phil" or "Philosophic". We're not sure why. (Christy wouldn't worry about that, if she were Ash; Crys calls everyone odd names.)

Crys is also the leader of the Crystianity revolution. It's the hottest religion to be, y'all!

She is loved by Helen who calls her Cryspy Kreme in her head. Helen has never told Crys this piece of information.

Crys has just found out that Penny calls Crys Cryspy Kreme in her head, and loves said good luck Penny ginormously for it, because while Crys does not particularly like doughtnuts, the affection in the thought melts her soul into liquid love :)